Best Friend

Ain’t never been much of the church type
but I believe in the last days
I walk through hell almost every night
but I believe it’s a pathway
say boy what you doin with your life
with those tattoos on your face 
say boy you know that you’ll pay the price
well I guess I’ll see when I head that way
to the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit I hold you nearest 
my best friend
let the trumpets blow with your appearance 
I can almost hear it
my best friend
when you wish me hell upon my soul and spirit
behold these lyrics I got a
best friend… yeah I got a best friend… yeah…
I don’t know much about holy bibles
but I grew up in the bible belt
I put my love for a woman on idle
because I got beat with my mamma’s belt
but I learned from my mistakes
try hard to respect people for what they believin in…
but if you spit on my fuckin grave
and wish me hell then I wish you well
I’ma send you straight up to my best friend
to the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit I hold you nearest 
my best friend
let the trumpets blow with your appearance 
I can almost hear it
my best friend
when you wish me hell upon my soul and spirit
behold these lyrics I got a
best friend… yeah I got a best friend… yeah…

Eminem
God please could you arm me with the armor to calm me when there’s drama like Ghandi could have gone the other way many times could have turned Dalai with the Lama but I squashed my/ 
beefs and things seem to be lookin’ decent recently but don’t jinx it/
it’s like Clint Eastwood lookin’ for peace though maybe not finna enta’ the priesthood/
but at least should make an attempt to show some remorse and to be some/
sorta repenter for the people I’ve been a menace ta’/
not a preacher but a shit starter and finisher/
enta’ the mind of a thick skinned but a short temper this patience of mine is thinner than twine is when I/
get attacked so I might say somethin’ back that might offend ya/
so if you don’t like when I rap or what I have ta say on the mic then ya/
might wanna act just like quarterbacks and take a fuckin’ hike when I snap cause I’m a sinner and I/
(Got a best friend best friend) plus balls and intestines/
And they never been yes men they gon’ tell me when I’m fuckin’ up the minute I’m ever givin’ it less than/
I’m about to vomit and I can feel it comin’ cause failure is somethin’ I can barely stomach/
and I only listen to my gut so unless you’re my fuckin’ belly button don’t tell me nothin’/
you ain’t my (best friend best friend) who ya think I’m talkin’ ‘bout?/
lifts me up when I’m down and out still look to him without a doubt/
still got a (best friend best friend) shout it out like there’s never been a louder mouth/
should have never been allowed a mouth now that I got a higher power now/
when I blackout, power outage (zzow!) they powerless but they crowd around/
they tend to flock like shepherds the black sheep but I’ll be the worst thing that these motherfuckers ever herd when I’m counted out/
you’ll be D.O.A. they’ll announce but pronounce you dead when they sound it out/
so prepare for a rival with your arch enemy surrounds you now he’s all around you (blow!) not even the doctor’s at the hospital are gonna shiggy shock/
you back to life it’s in piggy possible to revive you that’s word to the diggy doc/
stiggy stoppin’ is not an option, somethin’ I’m not gonna do/
I’m the Iggy Pop of hip hop when I walk in the booth dog I’m the truth/
Like Biggie rockin with Tupac in a suit talkin’ to Proof/
Droppin’ a deuce fill up a syllable clip like a re-fillable script cock it and shoot/
And who do you thinks my glock that I use that I pull from to get my strength up/
Against these haters and he’ll be waiting at the gate when you get sprayed up sendin’ you hoes straight up to deal with my (best friend)

Yelawolf
to the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit I hold you nearest 
my best friend
let the trumpets blow with your appearance 
I can almost hear it
my best friend
when you wish me hell upon my soul and spirit
behold these lyrics I got a
best friend… yeah I got a best friend… yeah…